Crude Statement
I really appreciate the butt-washing apparatus in my bathroom. It resembles nothing so much as a kitchen-sink-sprayer but it’s attached to the wall between the toilet and shower. Not only is it good for butt-washing (I begin to understand why people here think using paper is dirty and gross), it’s excellent for foot-washing, something one wants to do often under the road conditions of rainy-season-mud. I sit on the closed toilet and cheerfully scrub’n’rinse with reachable soap, aimable water, and casual aplomb.