(Don't Leave Me) Hanging on the Telephone

That's a Cyndi Lauper song.

Anyway, again the phone is out, this time for real. No dial tones, no internet at home, no outgoing calls, nothing. Was hoping to make some calls in the next few days but no dice as the SLT goons are going to have to come monkey with the actual phone lines. Thus, very sorry and please do call the mobile if you're inclined to say hello, statesiders.

In current events, how about that visit of Clinton's to our fair isle? My interpretation of his advice is "wise up, idiots, you need to build some friggin houses here and it doesn't bloody matter who organizes it." Also, he looks quite slim next to Chandrika. Heart surgery will do that for you. Also, would the JVP stop fronting and bring on the coalition-desertion? For how many weeks can one rattle the same ol' sabres? I think we're just about ready for some election-related violence to take over from the pissant Vesak-related violence in the East.

I am being sarcastic.